Doggie Style – always tired from oversnacking, guzzling, little bites? Try a slim pizza and Food Scrounge News

Click the Food Scrounge News tab for the answers to these questions and more.

Take a break and forget all that stuff

Take a break and forget all that stuff. Beverly's, south of Austin, TX. Kinda scruffy but immaculate pool tables.

CMA Chili Cook-Off and the Scroungelady’s Return

Well, as promised, the results are in.  It took me a while to write this post because the chili recipes were mostly verbal.  The few written ones available I suspect were incomplete, in order to keep their “true” recipe secret.  So I used my own expertise to give you chili recipes judged CMA’s Cook-off best.  What does “best” mean?  The pots which emptied first, and word of mouth.  It’s all from a group of bikers from 3 states, so you can interpret their opinions as you wish.

chili cook off with scroungelady

chili cook off with scroungelady

Now if this was a gumbo cook-off, the competition would have been intense.  West of here, chili-heads take their chili seriously.  Here in the Deep South we do mix beans with meat because historically beans were a major part of the diet and beef was seldom eaten.  That doesn’t mean we don’t like spicy food.  Round these parts, spicy means well-incorporated with no one flavor prevailing – a gumbo, in other words!  Highlight the food with some dabs of hot sauce and you’re good to go.  I don’t mean the blow-torch stuff that numbs your taste buds, just a gentle burn that lets the other flavors through.  Louisiana style hot sauce does the job.  The blow-torch stuff is better suited  to the West.

CMA eatin and socializin

CMA eatin and socializin

The 2012 Chili Cook-off was particularly significant for me because it was the first time in 3 years I’ve been able to ride solo to the event.  The first year after the accident was by pickup truck and a walker.  In 2011 it was two-up on the back of Mr. Mike’s 250 Sym scooter.

CMA cookoff at PBJ St. Park

CMA cookoff at PBJ St. Park

Tailgate Chili

  • 1 pound each ground sirloin and bulk pork sausage (Jimmy Dean brand recommended)
  • 1 medium onion, diced
  • 2 green bell peppers diced
  • 2 cups  chopped celery
  • 2      (28-ounce) cans diced tomatoes
  • 1      (28-ounce) can whole, peeled tomatoes
  • Ground cumin to taste
  • Chili powder to taste
  • Cayenne  pepper to taste (recommend starting with ½ teaspoon, then add more if      needed)
  • 1 (14 1/2-ounce) can black beans, drained and rinsed
  • 1 (14  ½-ounce) can chili beans, drained and rinsed
  • 2 (14  1/2-ounce) can kidney beans, drained and rinsed
  • 1 package      chili seasoning mix (I like McCormick brand)
  • Sour      cream, shredded cheese, or chopped green onions, for garnish

Directions:

  1. In a large skillet brown ground sirloin and sausage (season if desired), drain and      set aside.
  2. Heat a  large pot over medium heat with 1 tablespoon olive oil.
  3. Add the  onion, green pepper, and celery and saute briefly.
  4. Next, stir  in the diced and whole tomatoes.
  5. Add cumin, chili powder, and cayenne to taste, and cook for about 10 minutes or until      vegetables are tender.
  6. Add the beans, browned meat, and chili seasoning.
  7. Cover and  let simmer for 2-3 hours.
  8. Serve with  Sour Cream, chopped green onions, and cheese as garnish

Serves 8-10 tailgaters

Come and get it CMA 2012

Come and get it CMA 2012

CMA Chili – Mild

Serves: 10

Cooking Time: 3 hr 5 min

Ingredients
  • 2 tablespoons vegetable oil
  • 2 medium-sized onions, diced
  • 1 medium-sized green bell pepper,      diced
  • 1 large celery stalk, diced
  • 2 garlic cloves, minced
  • 4 pounds lean ground meat
  • 1 (4-ounce) can diced green chilies
  • 1 (14-1/2-ounce) can stewed tomatoes
  • 1 (8-ounce) can tomato sauce
  • 1 (6-ounce) can tomato paste
  • 2/3 cup (3-ounce bottle) chili powder
  • 1 tablespoon ground cumin
  • 1/2 teaspoon hot pepper sauce (or to taste)
  • 6 ounces (1/2 a 12-ounce can) beer
  • 1 1/2 cups club soda or mineral water
  • 2 bay leaves
  • 2 teaspoons garlic salt
  • 1/2 teaspoon black pepper
Instructions
  1. In a large      pot, heat oil over medium-high heat; saute onions, green pepper, and      celery just until soft. Add garlic and meat; break up meat and cook until      it browns completely. Stir in remaining ingredients.
  2. Reduce      heat to low and cook for about 3 hours, stirring often.
  3. Remove bay leaves before serving.
Mild or spicy CMA 2012

Mild or spicy CMA 2012

CMA Chili Spicy

  • 60 ounces tomato sauce
  • 25 ounces diced, canned tomatoes
  • 1 big can of kidney beans
  • 1 tablespoon oregano
  • 1 tablespoon thyme
  • 1 tablespoon cumin
  • 1 tablespoon cayenne pepper
  • 4 to 5 tablespoons chili powder
  • 4 to 5 tablespoons sofrito paste
  • 1 large onion, chopped
  • 5 jalapeno peppers, chopped
  • 2 bell peppers, chopped
  • 2 pounds of ground venison or ground beef
  • 1 pound Italian sausage
  • 3 cloves garlic, chopped
  • 5 pieces bacon, cut into pieces
  • Olive oil
  • 1 8oz container sliced jalapeno peppers (save juice)

Wash and rinse all vegetables. In a dutch oven, cook the 5 pieces of cut-up bacon. Remove bacon and add chopped peppers, onion and a drizzle of olive oil. Cook until tender, then add diced tomato, tomato sauce, seasonings, drained jalapeno slices and garlic. Brown venison and sausage and add with kidney beans and sofrito to the dutch oven. Let simmer for three hours. Just before serving, stir in reserved jalapeno juice.

Chili with jalapeno juice CMA 2012

Chili with jalapeno juice CMA 2012

CMA Chili Mild II

  • 2 teaspoons oil
  • 2 onions, chopped
  • 3 cloves garlic, minced
  • 1 lb lean ground beef
  • 3/4 lb beef sirloin, cubed
  • 1 (14 1/2 ounce) cans diced tomatoes
  • 1 can dark beer
  • 1 cup strong coffee
  • 2 (6 ounce) cans tomato paste
  • 1 can beef broth
  • 1/2 cup brown sugar
  • 3 1/2 tablespoons chili sauce
  • 1 tablespoon cumin
  • 1 tablespoon cocoa
  • 1 teaspoon oregano
  • 1 teaspoon cayenne
  • 1 teaspoon coriander
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 4 (15 ounce) cans kidney beans
  • 4 chili peppers, chopped

Directions

  1. Heat oil.
  2. Cook onions, garlic and meat until brown.
  3. Add tomatoes, beer, coffee, tomato paste and beef broth.
  4. Add spices Stir in 2 cans of kidney beans and peppers.
  5. Reduce heat and simmer for 1 1/2 hours.
  6. Add 2 remaining cans of kidney beans and simmer for another 30 minutes.
More please CMA 2012

More please CMA 2012

Note some common elements: beer, coffee, sugar, cocoa.  My suggestion is to brown your meat well with any onions and garlic.  Then sprinkle with cumin and cook another minute, then proceed with the recipe directions.  Let me know which recipes you like or best combinations of ingredients.  I think you could make your own chili “base”, freeze it and then take the amount needed for your next batch of chili.

Even cops eat chili 2012

Even cops eat chili 2012

Nuff said

Nuff said

Mr. Mike not sure what it is

Mr. Mike not sure what it is

More socializin and eatin 2012

More socializin and eatin 2012

FYI – CMA is Christian Motorcycle Association.  Mr. Mike and I are not members; however the event is open to all bikers.  The large pots used to cook chil are mainly used for frying turkeys around here.  They work well for outdoor events.  We’ve had gumbo, crawfish boils and other foods cooked in the pots at various biker events.

Good to the last bite CMA 2012

Good to the last bite CMA 2012

Ice Cream Addictions, Happy Hawaiians, US Government to Fight Alzheimers – Food Scrounge News

Click on the Food Scrounge News tab for news stranger than fiction.

New scrounge cat

New scrounge cat

It’s the annual Mardi Gras flood! Comfort food needed.

The other night we received 3 inches of rain.  The Creek already was high from rain the past week.  When I looked out the window after waking it was obvious my work was cut out for me:

Backyard highwater

Backyard highwater

The large tree sits on the bank about 8 feet above the creek during normal flow.  It was time to move items either up the stairs or to the paved road.  Plants, on the stairs.  Motorcycles, on the stairs, no wait I’m no stunt rider.  So to the pavement they all go.  Now it would have been nice if the Mr. was home and all the batteries worked.  Not so.  The sidecar started, great.  The scooters and the Triumph? Up the road I push.  And the other two?  I’m not fully recovered yet to ride them.  So…

Driveway

This view is looking towards the house.  The rest of the drive is not visible.  Floodwaters are nearing the drive, left.  It was a looong push.

Flood bike parking

Flood bike parking

Our neighbors let us park our bikes in front of their house when floods are iminent.  I was about ready to drop after all this pushing.  How did the other two make it up the drive.  Another neighbor and his sons to the rescue.  Fortunately they knew how to ride.  I drag my butt down the driveway, checking the floodwater level along the drive:

Highwater drive

Highwater drive

The scene above should have all dry land.  Back at the house, I organize some items in case the water reaches the concrete pad below our house.  This picture shows the water level downstream from the deck.

View downstream

View downstream

 

By this time I’m needing some comfort food.  Now some macaroni & cheese or a burger & fries would do nicely, but I’m too worn out and the scrounge cats refuse to cook anything.  Time for refrigerator soup.  Just open the fridge and pull out those plastic containers of leftover food.  Don’t worry, if it’s in there it will work when you can barely lift a spoon.  The soup was made from canned diced tomatoes, cooked spaghetti, garbonzo beans, and collard greens with ham.  Heat it up, add your favorite beverage, and be comforted.

Refrigerator soup

Refrigerator soup

And don’t forget the condiments:

Essentials

 

Last year we had a flood on Fat Tuesday. Transport was by canoe.

Love ’em and Love y’all: Lemon Butter cookies

It’s a good time to settle in with your dearest one on this day of love.  The weather is unpredictable: warm one day and cold the next.  Best to just be indoors with your sweetie and something tasty to nibble.  The cookie recipe comes from Southern Living February 2010 issue.  I made them last year for VDay because they were easy and my honey likes lemon bars.  Lemon bars are hard to cut into heart shapes, so try this instead.  This year I’ll be making them for the weekend because the Mr. is in the capital city all week for his new job orientation.  That means me and the scrounge cats can eat really weird stuff while he’s away!

Lemon Butter cookies for VDay

Something to listen to while you’re accessing the recipe:

11 Honest Papas Love Their Mamas Better

So happy together in Canton

So happy together in Canton

One last sweet to savor:

In Love in Love

Jozetta Helfrich

Jozetta Helfrich met the love of her life at Love Library.

It was a July day in 1939. Jozetta was working as a student assistant behind the circulation desk when her supervisor informed her that a young man nearby surely must have a crush on her.

He keeps looking up at you from the book he’s reading, the supervisor told her, and that book is upside-down!

The young man eventually returned the book to Jozetta. Inside, she found a note he’d left asking if she’d like to go with him to a movie.

If the answer is no, please do a headstand on the circulation desk and clap your feet together twice. But if the answer is yes, simply put this book in the cart.

Interrupt this Paula Deen PBR moment with a message from Dr. Joe – People are Stupid

Folks, the votes are in.  PBR is now the official beer of the Southernfoodscrounge site.  Not that I don’t think other beers are good, or that I’m receiving daily deliveries of PBR in a Gran Torino, but….we have to stop a minute for this public service message from Dr. Joe, one of my favorite community columnists.  It’s a classic.

People are inherently stupid

People are inherently stupid

 

His job is tough, unfortunately due to people refusing to take responsibility for their actions.  I speak from experience.

Left knee frontal

 

October 2009 I was struck by an intoxicated driver while riding my Buell Lightning.  Above are just a few of the injuries resulting from the accident.  And yes, the metal you see still remains.  So please, if you choose to imbibe, stay off the road.  Mr. Mike and I enjoy various libations but don’t put other people at risk when we do.

Thanks for the message, Dr. Joe.  And now back to Miss Paula and PBR.  You can easily cut the fat in her recipes by 30% and not affect the flavor or outcome.  Not sure how to do? I’ll explain in a future post, but now it is time to go to PT.  Love ya Miss Paula but stick to changing your diet and not hawking drugs as a solution to diabetes.

I think I see the Torino’s headlights coming down the drive….

In Defense of PBR and Poor Man’s Pretzels

Beer and pretzels – a good companion to your favorite brew.  Recently disparaging comments were made to one of our faves – PBR, or Pabst Blue Ribbon.   The “God-awful” had me thinking back to my young’un days first tasting beer.  I felt the same way, and avoided PBR for some years.  As my exposure to various beers grew, I did some rethinking on what made a beer “good”.  Now I grew up around a lot of beer drinkin’ folks.  My father used to have a Sunday morning Rolling Rock with his brother.  Joey would come up the stairs with an open Rock in his hand and reach into his pants pocket to pull out one for my dad.  My father’s judgement ran to the location of the brewery – he wouldn’t drink anything from Newark because that meant the beer had “river water” in it.  Otherwise, it was OK.

In another life I helped make homebrew including growing hops in the backyard.  But the most fun has been trying beers we can’t buy at home while traveling on our motorcycles.  Back to PBR – Mr. Mike re-introduced me to it.  I liked its’ smoothness that held up whether ice cold or close to room temp.  The King of Beers needs to be drunk ice cold or the hoppy fizz is hard to swallow.  I have drunk it room temp but that’s another story.  And yeah, PBR is cheap.  If it’s cheap it’s no good, right?  Sounds like a lot of other stuff that passes for good these days but is really you-know-what.  Truth is, many good beers exist, both cheap and expensive.  PBR is cheap, which is excellent for those of us lacking gainfulness, and is good company with pretzels.  Give me a pool table with intact felt, straight sticks, a PBR and SEC football on the TV.  Don’t need much else.

The Poor Mans Pretzel recipe is based on a common bread to the South, but more on that in another post.  Mr. Mike and I spent last weekend with his relations cleaning up an ancestral gravesite way back in the piney woods near the state line.  Two of his direct descendants were Scots-Irish born in the late 1700s.  They were buried in the 1820s.  Like the other Scots-Irish in the southern part of the state they lived off the land out of necessity.  Bread was not made with yeast because it wouldn’t survive in the hot, humid climate.  So they ate biscuits and cornbread leavened with baking powder and soda.  I like to think about them drinking a libation and eating something like this, baked in a cast iron skillet.

Poor Mans Pretzels

1 cup flour

2 Tablespoons shortening or lard (don’t recommend butter because it is not completely fat)

¼ teaspoon salt

1 teaspoon baking powder

¼ teaspoon baking soda

1/3 cup buttermilk

2 Tablespoons egg white or egg substitute

Flake salt of your choice

Heat the oven to 400⁰F.  Combine the dry ingredients in a bowl.  Cut the shortening into the flour mixture until it looks like coarse meal.  Add the buttermilk and mix well (high tech fork works).

Cut the fat into the dry ingredients

Cut the fat into the dry ingredients

A soft dough should form; if necessary add more milk (a tablespoon at a time).  The dough should feel slightly sticky but not “cling” to your hand.

Soft and slightly sticky

Turn the dough on to a floured surface and knead lightly about 5 times.  Pat into a circle.  Roll the dough to about a 9-10” circle.

Cut into strips with a knife (don’t use your good paring knife, a butter type knife is fine).  Brush the dough with egg (or use a spoon like I did) and sprinkle with flake salt.

Place on a baking sheet a couple of inches apart and bake until golden brown, about 12 minutes.

If you have leftovers, refresh them in a 300⁰F oven for about 5 minutes.

There will be a test

There will be a test

Pop the top on a PBR and kick back.

Ancestors would drink PBR

Ancestors would drink PBR

Ride On – Spicy Roasted Sweet Potatoes No Paula Deen Here

Roasted sweet potatoes have their flavor enhanced with the addition of cinnamon, sugar, and red pepper.  Sweets are plentiful in the South now – pickup trucks along the highway sell them, even Walmart carries locally grown sweet potatoes.  Paula Deen should try them without a stick of butter; there’s no need for more than a teaspoon/serving.  SPs have a low glycemic index which is helpful to diabetics.   And leave the marshmallows to hot chocolate.  Let the sweets stand on their own.  This recipe is a variation of a Woman’s Day recipe (see photo).  The recipe choice is yours. My version doesn’t look as shiny as the magazine’s.  I think some food styling was going on with the mag – spraying the SPs with oil.  Hey next week- the annual Chili Cook-off by Christian Motorcyclists in Paul B J park nearby – photos and recipes!!

Scroungelady at chili cookoff Jan 09

Scroungelady at chili cookoff Jan 09 w Bonneville

 

Sweet and Spicy Roasted Sweet Potatoes  (Serves 4)

2 Tablespoons brown sugar

1 Tablespoon olive oil

¼ teaspoon cinnamon

Pinch cayenne (chipotle is recommended

Kosher salt

½ teaspoon black pepper (coarse grind recommended)

¼ cup grated parmesan (optional)

2 lb sweet potatoes, peeled and cut into ¾ inch wedges

Heat oven to 375⁰F.  In a large bowl (straight sided works well), combine the sugar, oil, cinnamon, cayenne, salt and pepper.

Add the sweet potatoes to the spice mixture, toss to coat.  If desired, add parmesan cheese and mix well.  Spread potatoes in a single layer on a baking sheet sprayed with food release.  Bake until golden brown and tender, stirring once.  Baking time is 50-60 minutes.

From Woman’s Day November 2011

Yeah, a langiappe for ya – carrot recipe.

No Computer Kitty Menopause & Chocolate Chip Cookies

Apologies for skimpy posts après holiday.  My computer wasn’t up to the task of Office 2010, Playon, and Windows 7 on a single processor.   The computer guy was amazed I got the computer to work at all.  Windows 7 requires significantly more processor capacity than Windows XP.  Yeah, I got tired of watching hourglasses and spinning arrow circles.  It cut seriously into scrounging.  Scrounge cat three has pee problems thanks to kitty menopause.  It takes two of us to shoot a pill down her throat and just one PO’d cat to spit them up around the house.  Just found one under my desk.  Well, the answer to most computer problems is “spend money”.  Using that answer got me one that should last for at least five years, or until the next technology surge catches up with the Deep South pine belt. What to do inbetween hand writing articles and chasing the scrounge cat around the house with a pill syringe?  What you should do whenever the blue mood strikes – have a cookie.  What follows is a recipe I’ve had since my young’un days of the 1970s.  The recipe fits scrounging because it doesn’t require special ingredients.  I’ve even cut up chocolate bars when no chocolate chips were in the pantry.  (Note: I have no idea what recipes mean by “rounded teaspoonfuls”.  Have you ever been able to stop at a “teaspoon”? Thought so.)  Take a break with your favorite beverage and a cookie or two.  Things are only as frustrating as we perceive them to be.

Chocolate Chip Cookies (about 5 dozen)

2/3 cup shortening

2/3 cup butter or margarine, softened

1 cup granulated sugar

1 cup brown sugar (packed)

2 eggs

2 tsp vanilla

3 ½ cups flour

1 tsp baking soda

½ salt

½ cup chopped walnuts or pecans

2 cups semi-sweet chocolate chips

Heat oven to 375°.  Mix shortening, butter, and sugars thoroughly.  This is important for the cookie’s texture.  Add eggs, vanilla and mix well.  Add remaining ingredients; mixture will be stiff but all flour will be absorbed.  Drop by “rounded teaspoonfuls” (tablespoonfuls) about 2 inches apart on ungreased baking sheets. Cookies will spread during baking. Bake 8 to 10 minutes until light brown (try 8 minutes first because they will burn on bottom before top is “brown” I opt for a pale brown).  Cool slightly before removing from baking sheet.

Buried – Two Cabbage Braised Pork Chops & Happy New Ride Year

Cabbage and pork chops – two of the “good fortune” foods to eat on New Years Day.  We did have our blackeye peas w/bacon, cornbread, ham and other fixins.  Now lookin at a ham is boring so I’m sharing what I scrounged together earlier in the week but it still fits the holiday theme. The gentleman selling veggies on the former Beverly theater lot had lush heads of cabbage – perfect because they keep well in the refrigerator; just hack off a wedge when the scrounge mood strikes.  I have various cuts of salvage grocery pork in the freezer so it has become the meat of choice lately.  Did you know why people in the deep south ate more chicken and pork than beef?  Before refrigeration was available, it was best to eat what you killed very soon.  Small critters like chickens and hogs could be eaten in a day or two, before they could spoil.

Two Cabbage Braised Pork Chops  (serves 2)

Seasoned pork chops

Seasoned pork chops

Sprinkle two pork chops (boneless loin here, but other types are OK) with black pepper and “pork chop seasoning” (I use Penzeys).  You can create your own with salt, garlic powder, white pepper, onion powder, and ground ginger.  Yes, I know “seasoning” in culinaryspeak is salt and pepper but lets go with the common usage for sake of brevity.  Heat a skillet to medium; spray with food release.

Brown the chops for 2-3 minutes per side.

Pork chops browning

Cabbage mixture over pork

Cabbage mixture over pork

Plated pork chop with cabbage

Slice green cabbage into 1/2 inch ribbons and break up slightly.  If you’re in a hurry, precook the cabbage in the microwave for 3 minutes before adding to the pan.  Put the cabbage and 1/2 cup drained red cabbage (the sweet/sour kind) over the pork chops, mix together gently with a fork.  Be sure to bury the chops!  Turn the heat to low/simmer.

Now take a cheap bottle of sherry and mix 1/2 cup with 1/2 tsp Kitchen Bouquet (my Mama’s anti-white cabbage trick).  Pour it over the cabbage mixture.  If you don’t have a cooking wine or don’t want it, substitute with chicken stock, water, or cider. Cover the pan and cook until the cabbage it tender, about 20 minutes. Serve with a green veggie for plate appeal.  French bread or cornbread, pour some wine and you be done!  My cornbread recipe will be in a future post.  Toast the New Year!

HAPPY NEW YEAR RIDE!

Hey Mr. Mike

Hey Mr. Mike

Actually two Mr. Mikes taking a ride on my rig.  First ride of the New Year!

Riding Tips

Master basic techniques & safety with these beginner tips. Start small, wear gear, use smooth inputs, & stay aware. Enjoy the ride!

Southern Paper Works

Home of Sadie the Paper Lady

Irish in the American Civil War

Exploring Irish Emigration in the 19th Century United States

Coffeequilter's Corner

Wanderings of a Creative Mind...

Hands on Bowie, Jimi & Niki

You know, it's cool for cats.

Phil Lanoue Photography

I previously worked as a news and sports photographer. Recently I have been enjoying wildlife photography. My approach toward bird photos is similar to sports photography. I attempt to capture mostly action and hopefully a unique perspective.

A Regular Cup of Joe

A unique blend of humor, inspiration, and all the other flavors in the cupboard

Small Businesses of America

Daily news, tools & information for Small Businesses, the Self Employed & Home Based Businesses

Break Room Stories

Service Industry Stories and More Since 2012

clotildajamcracker

The wacky stories of a crazy lady.

Fitzy's Focus

Bar chatter on a blog where I am always right...

Mix It Up & Make It Nice

Amateur baker with a passion for eating!

Chowderhead

Grab a Cup. Five Bucks at the Door.

Kiran's Cooking Club

Everyday Indian Food

jenniferjofay

writings, poetry, art, photography, novels, family and parenting