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Scrounge Cat # 2 picks her next spot

Scrounge Cat # 2 picks her next spot

What a day – a tornado ripped through town, including the USM campus just before sunset. Fortunately we escaped  the worst part of the storm and are OK. You know something is up because the sky turns an odd yellow-green color before the wind and rain. More rain is predicted for the next two days, so we will be watching the creek for rising waters. All on a Mardi Gras day. This year I couldn’t make the parade in D’Iberville because my foot is still too swollen to wear a boot. May have been a blessing in disguise because Mr. Mike and I would have been caught in the storm on the ride home. Scrounge Cat #2 is using my shower as a litter box – in the cat world there are no accidents. Only social statements. Click the Food Scrounge News tab to ease your worries about multivitamins, coffee enemas, and health literacy.

Falling Down on the Job? Join the 36% and Have a Meal of Dirt Before a Stomach Botox and Reading Food Scrounge News

Frankenboot free for Mardi Gras

Frankenboot free for Mardi Gras

There was a  little delay for releasing Food Scrounge News due to the Super Bowl blackout. Hey, I used to live in LA and power outages were a normal part of the day. I loved living there despite deluges and power outages. I completed paperwork to return to my former job last week. It should be approved at the next school board meeting. In the meantime I’ll be stretching my leg and lifting weights. For other news, click on the Food Scrounge News tab.

 

Gut Worms Can’t Help Your Aging Brain but Breademption Can. Food Scrounge News is Last Acceptable Predjudice

Our friend Alan Hopkins on his beloved L.E. Velocette, somewhere in England. Mr. Mike has a '47 L.E. Velo.

Our friend Alan Hopkins on his beloved L.E. Velocette, somewhere in England. Mr. Mike has a ’47 L.E. Velo.

Freedom at last! No more Frankenboot! My ankle is stiff and sore but at least it is no longer encased in plastic and metal. Click the Food Scrounge News tab for the latest.

Nobel Prizes from Milk, Feces Implants, and Raspberry Ketones. Avoid Leaky Bladders with Food Scrounge News

01 Yes We Can Can

The big news today is we are moving forward as a country. Allen Toussaint has composed today’s message. There are lots of little news stories on the Food Scrounge News page, just click and go.  It is Mardi Gras, so enjoy!

Eat Dude Foods from an Orange Cup then Stomach Pump that Gastric Bezoar while Reading Food Scrounge News

Enlarge and you can see the creek below. The water is brown.

Enlarge and you can see the creek below. The water is brown

The past four days have been rain, rain, rain. Wish I could send this excess water to people suffering from drought. The creek has risen 11 feet since Thursday. Four more feet and we’ll be at the “action stage”, as the US Hydrologic Service so delicately puts it. Not much to do but watch football playoffs and read Food Scrounge News. Click the Food Scrounge News tab for non-aqueous news.

These photos were taken from the deck at sunset today.

 

 

Black Creek rain 2

 

Black Creek rain 3

 

Stoke Your Craving for Pig’s Ears by Secretive Food Concocting Using Retro Tricks from Food Scrounge News

A little short on news due to the New Year holiday. I’ve been reading other bloggers’ stats on their most popular post.  Mine was March 25, 2012. Popular or not, click on Food Scrounge News for nutrition scare stories and government reports.

'82 and '07 Triumphs

’82 and ’07 Triumphs – can’t wait to get back on the road.

The doc says three more weeks and I can walk without the Frankenboot.

Be Nice, Don’t Overtreat with Oxygen Shot from 7-Eleven. Chicken from Oregano Farm will bring Cheers from Food Scrounge News

New Year's mojo

New Year’s mojo

2012 has held some good things for Mr. Mike and me – new jobs, first motorcycle trips in 3 years, 2 writing projects completed, visiting friends and visiting my mom. The year also had setbacks – job losses, flood damage from Hurricane Isaac, getting T-boned while on my Triumph Scrambler, resulting in broken leg, wrist, and shattered ankle. The old saying “life seems darkest before the daylight hour” is in process for us. I have just 4 weeks to go in the orthopedic boot until freedom and back to work. Mr. Mike is completing paperwork for a job. Be thankful for what you have, let go of the bad stuff, and visualize where you want to be in 2013. God willin’, we’ll meet again on this date in 365. Got your mojo yet? It’s not too late! Check the flyer above and stock up! Click on Food Scrounge News for important info while you cook your health and wealth (with a side of PBR).

Mealworms in Your Diet Pepsi? Physicians Admit to Creepy-Crawly Tweets, Daylight Savings. Don’t Worry; Pop a B-12 and Read Food Scrounge News

01 Blue Christmas

Only 3 more days til Santa. While you’re waiting (have you been nice?), kick back with the latest Food Scrounge News, hug your nearest and dearest, and listen to a holiday tune.
Song is in MP3 format, from Elvis’ 1957 Christmas album.

 

scroungelady & LA bros

Merry Christmas! Ride Safe!

All in Your Mind? It Could be Brown Fat Transplants, Mislabeled Fish, or Germ in Kitty Feces. Fewer, Larger Meals and Food Scrounge News will Reduce Diet Inequalities

I’m free of the metal rods and am now dealing with a boot that has metal rods and many velcro straps to support my ankle. Still kinda awkward but anything is better than rods through your bones. Click the Food Scrounge News tab for stories on health, wellness, and other stuff.

 

No more fixator

No more external fixator! Now I have a boot and crutches.

Confused? Sort Through the Gluten Free Toolbox While You Sit Too Much Waiting for Stool Transplant

Oooh, almost over. One more day and I’ll be released from the external fixator. It’s been draining my strength. I have enjoyed reading your blog postings. It has brought sunshine to otherwise confining and painful day. Click on the Food Scrounge News Tab for the latest food news and food scares. Below is something for your enjoyment. No scares, promise.

 

 

 

 

Food & Nutrition web tools

Food & Nutrition web tools

 

 

personal hydration

personal hydration

 

 

Barramundi sustainable fish1

 

Barramundi sustainable fish2

 

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