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Real Men Don’t Eat Veggies, Except Pizza. Low Cal Slurpees are Antidote to Pica and Food Scrounge News
Posted by scroungelady on May 21, 2012
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BPA in your Cinnamon Detox? Pink Slime Encroaching on Your Beetle-Colored Frappucino? Avoid the Snack Tax and Read Food Scrounge News
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Posted by scroungelady on April 3, 2012
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Doggie Style – always tired from oversnacking, guzzling, little bites? Try a slim pizza and Food Scrounge News
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Posted by scroungelady on March 22, 2012
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Dehydration making you cranky? Drink Chocolate Milk and Read Food Scrounge News
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Posted by scroungelady on March 12, 2012
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CMA Chili Cook-Off and the Scroungelady’s Return
Well, as promised, the results are in. It took me a while to write this post because the chili recipes were mostly verbal. The few written ones available I suspect were incomplete, in order to keep their “true” recipe secret. So I used my own expertise to give you chili recipes judged CMA’s Cook-off best. What does “best” mean? The pots which emptied first, and word of mouth. It’s all from a group of bikers from 3 states, so you can interpret their opinions as you wish.
Now if this was a gumbo cook-off, the competition would have been intense. West of here, chili-heads take their chili seriously. Here in the Deep South we do mix beans with meat because historically beans were a major part of the diet and beef was seldom eaten. That doesn’t mean we don’t like spicy food. Round these parts, spicy means well-incorporated with no one flavor prevailing – a gumbo, in other words! Highlight the food with some dabs of hot sauce and you’re good to go. I don’t mean the blow-torch stuff that numbs your taste buds, just a gentle burn that lets the other flavors through. Louisiana style hot sauce does the job. The blow-torch stuff is better suited to the West.
The 2012 Chili Cook-off was particularly significant for me because it was the first time in 3 years I’ve been able to ride solo to the event. The first year after the accident was by pickup truck and a walker. In 2011 it was two-up on the back of Mr. Mike’s 250 Sym scooter.
Tailgate Chili
- 1 pound each ground sirloin and bulk pork sausage (Jimmy Dean brand recommended)
- 1 medium onion, diced
- 2 green bell peppers diced
- 2 cups chopped celery
- 2 (28-ounce) cans diced tomatoes
- 1 (28-ounce) can whole, peeled tomatoes
- Ground cumin to taste
- Chili powder to taste
- Cayenne pepper to taste (recommend starting with ½ teaspoon, then add more if needed)
- 1 (14 1/2-ounce) can black beans, drained and rinsed
- 1 (14 ½-ounce) can chili beans, drained and rinsed
- 2 (14 1/2-ounce) can kidney beans, drained and rinsed
- 1 package chili seasoning mix (I like McCormick brand)
- Sour cream, shredded cheese, or chopped green onions, for garnish
Directions:
- In a large skillet brown ground sirloin and sausage (season if desired), drain and set aside.
- Heat a large pot over medium heat with 1 tablespoon olive oil.
- Add the onion, green pepper, and celery and saute briefly.
- Next, stir in the diced and whole tomatoes.
- Add cumin, chili powder, and cayenne to taste, and cook for about 10 minutes or until vegetables are tender.
- Add the beans, browned meat, and chili seasoning.
- Cover and let simmer for 2-3 hours.
- Serve with Sour Cream, chopped green onions, and cheese as garnish
Serves 8-10 tailgaters
CMA Chili – Mild
Serves: 10
Cooking Time: 3 hr 5 min
Ingredients
- 2 tablespoons vegetable oil
- 2 medium-sized onions, diced
- 1 medium-sized green bell pepper, diced
- 1 large celery stalk, diced
- 2 garlic cloves, minced
- 4 pounds lean ground meat
- 1 (4-ounce) can diced green chilies
- 1 (14-1/2-ounce) can stewed tomatoes
- 1 (8-ounce) can tomato sauce
- 1 (6-ounce) can tomato paste
- 2/3 cup (3-ounce bottle) chili powder
- 1 tablespoon ground cumin
- 1/2 teaspoon hot pepper sauce (or to taste)
- 6 ounces (1/2 a 12-ounce can) beer
- 1 1/2 cups club soda or mineral water
- 2 bay leaves
- 2 teaspoons garlic salt
- 1/2 teaspoon black pepper
Instructions
- In a large pot, heat oil over medium-high heat; saute onions, green pepper, and celery just until soft. Add garlic and meat; break up meat and cook until it browns completely. Stir in remaining ingredients.
- Reduce heat to low and cook for about 3 hours, stirring often.
- Remove bay leaves before serving.
CMA Chili Spicy
- 60 ounces tomato sauce
- 25 ounces diced, canned tomatoes
- 1 big can of kidney beans
- 1 tablespoon oregano
- 1 tablespoon thyme
- 1 tablespoon cumin
- 1 tablespoon cayenne pepper
- 4 to 5 tablespoons chili powder
- 4 to 5 tablespoons sofrito paste
- 1 large onion, chopped
- 5 jalapeno peppers, chopped
- 2 bell peppers, chopped
- 2 pounds of ground venison or ground beef
- 1 pound Italian sausage
- 3 cloves garlic, chopped
- 5 pieces bacon, cut into pieces
- Olive oil
- 1 8oz container sliced jalapeno peppers (save juice)
Wash and rinse all vegetables. In a dutch oven, cook the 5 pieces of cut-up bacon. Remove bacon and add chopped peppers, onion and a drizzle of olive oil. Cook until tender, then add diced tomato, tomato sauce, seasonings, drained jalapeno slices and garlic. Brown venison and sausage and add with kidney beans and sofrito to the dutch oven. Let simmer for three hours. Just before serving, stir in reserved jalapeno juice.
CMA Chili Mild II
- 2 teaspoons oil
- 2 onions, chopped
- 3 cloves garlic, minced
- 1 lb lean ground beef
- 3/4 lb beef sirloin, cubed
- 1 (14 1/2 ounce) cans diced tomatoes
- 1 can dark beer
- 1 cup strong coffee
- 2 (6 ounce) cans tomato paste
- 1 can beef broth
- 1/2 cup brown sugar
- 3 1/2 tablespoons chili sauce
- 1 tablespoon cumin
- 1 tablespoon cocoa
- 1 teaspoon oregano
- 1 teaspoon cayenne
- 1 teaspoon coriander
- 1 teaspoon salt
- 4 (15 ounce) cans kidney beans
- 4 chili peppers, chopped
Directions
- Heat oil.
- Cook onions, garlic and meat until brown.
- Add tomatoes, beer, coffee, tomato paste and beef broth.
- Add spices Stir in 2 cans of kidney beans and peppers.
- Reduce heat and simmer for 1 1/2 hours.
- Add 2 remaining cans of kidney beans and simmer for another 30 minutes.
Note some common elements: beer, coffee, sugar, cocoa. My suggestion is to brown your meat well with any onions and garlic. Then sprinkle with cumin and cook another minute, then proceed with the recipe directions. Let me know which recipes you like or best combinations of ingredients. I think you could make your own chili “base”, freeze it and then take the amount needed for your next batch of chili.
FYI – CMA is Christian Motorcycle Association. Mr. Mike and I are not members; however the event is open to all bikers. The large pots used to cook chil are mainly used for frying turkeys around here. They work well for outdoor events. We’ve had gumbo, crawfish boils and other foods cooked in the pots at various biker events.
Posted by scroungelady on March 3, 2012
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Baconpocalypse + Frankenfood + Dementia = Food Scrounge News
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Posted by scroungelady on February 23, 2012
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Hey Lady! T’row Me Some! All in a Mardi Gras Day
No flood was going to stop me from rollin’ with the Krewes on the coast. We canoed up the drive to the paved road and then rode 50 miles in 50 degree weather to the staging area. The parade route was over 3 miles.

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Fifty more cold miles and back to the canoe. Flood water hasn’t dropped a bit. Worry about that Monday.
Posted by scroungelady on February 20, 2012
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It’s the annual Mardi Gras flood! Comfort food needed.
The other night we received 3 inches of rain. The Creek already was high from rain the past week. When I looked out the window after waking it was obvious my work was cut out for me:
The large tree sits on the bank about 8 feet above the creek during normal flow. It was time to move items either up the stairs or to the paved road. Plants, on the stairs. Motorcycles, on the stairs, no wait I’m no stunt rider. So to the pavement they all go. Now it would have been nice if the Mr. was home and all the batteries worked. Not so. The sidecar started, great. The scooters and the Triumph? Up the road I push. And the other two? I’m not fully recovered yet to ride them. So…
This view is looking towards the house. The rest of the drive is not visible. Floodwaters are nearing the drive, left. It was a looong push.
Our neighbors let us park our bikes in front of their house when floods are iminent. I was about ready to drop after all this pushing. How did the other two make it up the drive. Another neighbor and his sons to the rescue. Fortunately they knew how to ride. I drag my butt down the driveway, checking the floodwater level along the drive:
The scene above should have all dry land. Back at the house, I organize some items in case the water reaches the concrete pad below our house. This picture shows the water level downstream from the deck.
By this time I’m needing some comfort food. Now some macaroni & cheese or a burger & fries would do nicely, but I’m too worn out and the scrounge cats refuse to cook anything. Time for refrigerator soup. Just open the fridge and pull out those plastic containers of leftover food. Don’t worry, if it’s in there it will work when you can barely lift a spoon. The soup was made from canned diced tomatoes, cooked spaghetti, garbonzo beans, and collard greens with ham. Heat it up, add your favorite beverage, and be comforted.
And don’t forget the condiments:
Last year we had a flood on Fat Tuesday. Transport was by canoe.
Posted by scroungelady on February 18, 2012
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Interrupt this Paula Deen PBR moment with a message from Dr. Joe – People are Stupid
Folks, the votes are in. PBR is now the official beer of the Southernfoodscrounge site. Not that I don’t think other beers are good, or that I’m receiving daily deliveries of PBR in a Gran Torino, but….we have to stop a minute for this public service message from Dr. Joe, one of my favorite community columnists. It’s a classic.
His job is tough, unfortunately due to people refusing to take responsibility for their actions. I speak from experience.
October 2009 I was struck by an intoxicated driver while riding my Buell Lightning. Above are just a few of the injuries resulting from the accident. And yes, the metal you see still remains. So please, if you choose to imbibe, stay off the road. Mr. Mike and I enjoy various libations but don’t put other people at risk when we do.
Thanks for the message, Dr. Joe. And now back to Miss Paula and PBR. You can easily cut the fat in her recipes by 30% and not affect the flavor or outcome. Not sure how to do? I’ll explain in a future post, but now it is time to go to PT. Love ya Miss Paula but stick to changing your diet and not hawking drugs as a solution to diabetes.
I think I see the Torino’s headlights coming down the drive….
Posted by scroungelady on February 1, 2012
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Posted by scroungelady on January 31, 2012
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