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Macarons? We Don’t Need No Stinking Macarons. Biscuits Rule!

Whitney Miller

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Miss Whitney is a lovely young lady.  As long as I’ve known her, she has always demonstrated serenity and confidence.  And she flashes that beautiful smile, no matter how challenging the task.

I like this recipe because she clearly describes how to make the biscuits.  There are lots of recipes out there missing a few cogs, if you know what I mean.  Follow her recipe and enjoy great biscuits with any meal.  They make awesome strawberry shortcake too.  Don’t fuss with adding butter, sugar, or some other ingredient that doesn’t belong.  Stick to the basics.  When you are comfortable making biscuits using Whitney’s method, then you can try making them with a rolling pin and biscuit cutter.

Note: I have no financial interest in this book.  However, I do wish her success with her cooking endeavors.  Go to www.rodalebooks.com for more information.

Whitney’s biscuit recipe

Biscuits

 

Note the shaping technique, rounding.  It is the same one used for yeast rolls.

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CMA Chili Cook-Off and the Scroungelady’s Return

Well, as promised, the results are in.  It took me a while to write this post because the chili recipes were mostly verbal.  The few written ones available I suspect were incomplete, in order to keep their “true” recipe secret.  So I used my own expertise to give you chili recipes judged CMA’s Cook-off best.  What does “best” mean?  The pots which emptied first, and word of mouth.  It’s all from a group of bikers from 3 states, so you can interpret their opinions as you wish.

chili cook off with scroungelady

chili cook off with scroungelady

Now if this was a gumbo cook-off, the competition would have been intense.  West of here, chili-heads take their chili seriously.  Here in the Deep South we do mix beans with meat because historically beans were a major part of the diet and beef was seldom eaten.  That doesn’t mean we don’t like spicy food.  Round these parts, spicy means well-incorporated with no one flavor prevailing – a gumbo, in other words!  Highlight the food with some dabs of hot sauce and you’re good to go.  I don’t mean the blow-torch stuff that numbs your taste buds, just a gentle burn that lets the other flavors through.  Louisiana style hot sauce does the job.  The blow-torch stuff is better suited  to the West.

CMA eatin and socializin

CMA eatin and socializin

The 2012 Chili Cook-off was particularly significant for me because it was the first time in 3 years I’ve been able to ride solo to the event.  The first year after the accident was by pickup truck and a walker.  In 2011 it was two-up on the back of Mr. Mike’s 250 Sym scooter.

CMA cookoff at PBJ St. Park

CMA cookoff at PBJ St. Park

Tailgate Chili

  • 1 pound each ground sirloin and bulk pork sausage (Jimmy Dean brand recommended)
  • 1 medium onion, diced
  • 2 green bell peppers diced
  • 2 cups  chopped celery
  • 2      (28-ounce) cans diced tomatoes
  • 1      (28-ounce) can whole, peeled tomatoes
  • Ground cumin to taste
  • Chili powder to taste
  • Cayenne  pepper to taste (recommend starting with ½ teaspoon, then add more if      needed)
  • 1 (14 1/2-ounce) can black beans, drained and rinsed
  • 1 (14  ½-ounce) can chili beans, drained and rinsed
  • 2 (14  1/2-ounce) can kidney beans, drained and rinsed
  • 1 package      chili seasoning mix (I like McCormick brand)
  • Sour      cream, shredded cheese, or chopped green onions, for garnish

Directions:

  1. In a large skillet brown ground sirloin and sausage (season if desired), drain and      set aside.
  2. Heat a  large pot over medium heat with 1 tablespoon olive oil.
  3. Add the  onion, green pepper, and celery and saute briefly.
  4. Next, stir  in the diced and whole tomatoes.
  5. Add cumin, chili powder, and cayenne to taste, and cook for about 10 minutes or until      vegetables are tender.
  6. Add the beans, browned meat, and chili seasoning.
  7. Cover and  let simmer for 2-3 hours.
  8. Serve with  Sour Cream, chopped green onions, and cheese as garnish

Serves 8-10 tailgaters

Come and get it CMA 2012

Come and get it CMA 2012

CMA Chili – Mild

Serves: 10

Cooking Time: 3 hr 5 min

Ingredients
  • 2 tablespoons vegetable oil
  • 2 medium-sized onions, diced
  • 1 medium-sized green bell pepper,      diced
  • 1 large celery stalk, diced
  • 2 garlic cloves, minced
  • 4 pounds lean ground meat
  • 1 (4-ounce) can diced green chilies
  • 1 (14-1/2-ounce) can stewed tomatoes
  • 1 (8-ounce) can tomato sauce
  • 1 (6-ounce) can tomato paste
  • 2/3 cup (3-ounce bottle) chili powder
  • 1 tablespoon ground cumin
  • 1/2 teaspoon hot pepper sauce (or to taste)
  • 6 ounces (1/2 a 12-ounce can) beer
  • 1 1/2 cups club soda or mineral water
  • 2 bay leaves
  • 2 teaspoons garlic salt
  • 1/2 teaspoon black pepper
Instructions
  1. In a large      pot, heat oil over medium-high heat; saute onions, green pepper, and      celery just until soft. Add garlic and meat; break up meat and cook until      it browns completely. Stir in remaining ingredients.
  2. Reduce      heat to low and cook for about 3 hours, stirring often.
  3. Remove bay leaves before serving.
Mild or spicy CMA 2012

Mild or spicy CMA 2012

CMA Chili Spicy

  • 60 ounces tomato sauce
  • 25 ounces diced, canned tomatoes
  • 1 big can of kidney beans
  • 1 tablespoon oregano
  • 1 tablespoon thyme
  • 1 tablespoon cumin
  • 1 tablespoon cayenne pepper
  • 4 to 5 tablespoons chili powder
  • 4 to 5 tablespoons sofrito paste
  • 1 large onion, chopped
  • 5 jalapeno peppers, chopped
  • 2 bell peppers, chopped
  • 2 pounds of ground venison or ground beef
  • 1 pound Italian sausage
  • 3 cloves garlic, chopped
  • 5 pieces bacon, cut into pieces
  • Olive oil
  • 1 8oz container sliced jalapeno peppers (save juice)

Wash and rinse all vegetables. In a dutch oven, cook the 5 pieces of cut-up bacon. Remove bacon and add chopped peppers, onion and a drizzle of olive oil. Cook until tender, then add diced tomato, tomato sauce, seasonings, drained jalapeno slices and garlic. Brown venison and sausage and add with kidney beans and sofrito to the dutch oven. Let simmer for three hours. Just before serving, stir in reserved jalapeno juice.

Chili with jalapeno juice CMA 2012

Chili with jalapeno juice CMA 2012

CMA Chili Mild II

  • 2 teaspoons oil
  • 2 onions, chopped
  • 3 cloves garlic, minced
  • 1 lb lean ground beef
  • 3/4 lb beef sirloin, cubed
  • 1 (14 1/2 ounce) cans diced tomatoes
  • 1 can dark beer
  • 1 cup strong coffee
  • 2 (6 ounce) cans tomato paste
  • 1 can beef broth
  • 1/2 cup brown sugar
  • 3 1/2 tablespoons chili sauce
  • 1 tablespoon cumin
  • 1 tablespoon cocoa
  • 1 teaspoon oregano
  • 1 teaspoon cayenne
  • 1 teaspoon coriander
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 4 (15 ounce) cans kidney beans
  • 4 chili peppers, chopped

Directions

  1. Heat oil.
  2. Cook onions, garlic and meat until brown.
  3. Add tomatoes, beer, coffee, tomato paste and beef broth.
  4. Add spices Stir in 2 cans of kidney beans and peppers.
  5. Reduce heat and simmer for 1 1/2 hours.
  6. Add 2 remaining cans of kidney beans and simmer for another 30 minutes.
More please CMA 2012

More please CMA 2012

Note some common elements: beer, coffee, sugar, cocoa.  My suggestion is to brown your meat well with any onions and garlic.  Then sprinkle with cumin and cook another minute, then proceed with the recipe directions.  Let me know which recipes you like or best combinations of ingredients.  I think you could make your own chili “base”, freeze it and then take the amount needed for your next batch of chili.

Even cops eat chili 2012

Even cops eat chili 2012

Nuff said

Nuff said

Mr. Mike not sure what it is

Mr. Mike not sure what it is

More socializin and eatin 2012

More socializin and eatin 2012

FYI – CMA is Christian Motorcycle Association.  Mr. Mike and I are not members; however the event is open to all bikers.  The large pots used to cook chil are mainly used for frying turkeys around here.  They work well for outdoor events.  We’ve had gumbo, crawfish boils and other foods cooked in the pots at various biker events.

Good to the last bite CMA 2012

Good to the last bite CMA 2012

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Hey Lady! T’row Me Some! All in a Mardi Gras Day

Let's roll!

No flood was going to stop me from rollin’ with the Krewes on the coast.  We canoed up the drive to the paved road and then rode 50 miles in 50 degree weather to the staging area.  The parade route was over 3 miles.

Parade Marshall, staging area

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Air Force band, staging area

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Motor Maid "krewe"

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We're rollin'

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T'row me some mister!

T'row me some mister!

3.2 miles later.

3.2 miles later. Where's my drink?

Fifty more cold miles and back to the canoe.  Flood water hasn’t dropped a bit.  Worry about that Monday.

It’s the annual Mardi Gras flood! Comfort food needed.

The other night we received 3 inches of rain.  The Creek already was high from rain the past week.  When I looked out the window after waking it was obvious my work was cut out for me:

Backyard highwater

Backyard highwater

The large tree sits on the bank about 8 feet above the creek during normal flow.  It was time to move items either up the stairs or to the paved road.  Plants, on the stairs.  Motorcycles, on the stairs, no wait I’m no stunt rider.  So to the pavement they all go.  Now it would have been nice if the Mr. was home and all the batteries worked.  Not so.  The sidecar started, great.  The scooters and the Triumph? Up the road I push.  And the other two?  I’m not fully recovered yet to ride them.  So…

Driveway

This view is looking towards the house.  The rest of the drive is not visible.  Floodwaters are nearing the drive, left.  It was a looong push.

Flood bike parking

Flood bike parking

Our neighbors let us park our bikes in front of their house when floods are iminent.  I was about ready to drop after all this pushing.  How did the other two make it up the drive.  Another neighbor and his sons to the rescue.  Fortunately they knew how to ride.  I drag my butt down the driveway, checking the floodwater level along the drive:

Highwater drive

Highwater drive

The scene above should have all dry land.  Back at the house, I organize some items in case the water reaches the concrete pad below our house.  This picture shows the water level downstream from the deck.

View downstream

View downstream

 

By this time I’m needing some comfort food.  Now some macaroni & cheese or a burger & fries would do nicely, but I’m too worn out and the scrounge cats refuse to cook anything.  Time for refrigerator soup.  Just open the fridge and pull out those plastic containers of leftover food.  Don’t worry, if it’s in there it will work when you can barely lift a spoon.  The soup was made from canned diced tomatoes, cooked spaghetti, garbonzo beans, and collard greens with ham.  Heat it up, add your favorite beverage, and be comforted.

Refrigerator soup

Refrigerator soup

And don’t forget the condiments:

Essentials

 

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