We Crave Flat Soda Sabotaged by Office Personalities for Stressed Brains and Food Scrounge News

Enjoy the last golden days of autumn. Below, a shot from Cruisin the Coast. Can you ID the red car? If not, don’t stress. Just click Food Scrounge News tab for other stuff.

 

From Cruisin the Coast: a REAL Shelby Cobra

Replace salt with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos, roaches with yogurt. Your boss may be checking your breath and Food Scrounge News

Don’t read those calorie counts on vending machines. Click on the Food Scrounge News tab  for better reading material.

 

Damiana has not been evaluated by the FDA. It cost 50 cents at the salvage store. I can evaluate it for that price..

Obese Brain Won’t Pass the Smell Test or Drink Prison Homebrew but Will Cook Arsenic Rice and Read Food Scrounge News

Begin October with the latest on obesity and more arsenic scare stories. Click on Food Scrounge News tab.

Spinach sausage risotto – arsenic content unknown

 

Completed spinach sausage risotto with arsenic on the side

 

Hey baby – the bacon shortage will bring on jerky shame. Push back with fiber enriched yogurt alcohol enema and Food Scrounge News

More information overload for the blogosphere. Click Food Scrounge News tab for your overload.

 

Can you find the scrounge cat?

Practice What You Preach for Arsenic, Chocolate, and Sugary Drinks. It May Not Make You Eat Less But You Will Read Food Scrounge News

Not too much on the bizarro front but plenty of discussion on arsenic in rice.  Just one more thing to worry about.  Or not – click on Food Scrounge News tab.

Don’t worry. Eat pizza and drink beer!

 

Injury update – xrays show ankle and fibia healing and in alignment. I’m getting (hopping) around better. Wrist is now in a soft brace, which is more tolerable than the semi-cast I was in previously.

Obese pets and docs eat bacteria and pink slime but may consider brain foods and Food Scrounge News instead

Click on the Food Scrounge News tab for more information.  After reading the news, please don’t go out with milennials because they will make you fat. You read it here first.

Scrounge cat dinner date

Scrounge cat dinner date

Post-hospital pantry scrounge + Motor Maid dreamin’

We are so grateful for our neighbors’ kindness.  Tough times, we help each other.  While I was in the hospital recovering from the bike accident, Mr. Mike was coping with the biggest flood to hit this area since 1983, thanks to Hurricane Isaac.  Twenty inches of rain in 48 hours created havoc for Black Creek.  Floodwaters rose to within 2 feet of our front door – and we’re on stilts!! My cooking is limited to what’s on hand, and what I can do seated in front of the stove, because my walker doesn’t allow much mobility.  But hey, you have what you need…between pantry scrounging and using recipes found while reading magazines in the hospital, we’ve been eating OK.  Here are two:

cheese tortellini w browned butter + spinach

Pantry scrounging turned up cheese ravioli, which worked fine in place of the tortellini.  We had one very ripe tomato, a holdover from pre-accident shopping.  I did not use frozen peas because we made a tossed salad – other veggies needed to be used up.  However, the flavor was surprisingly good.  And it was easy to make with a broken wrist.  The next night I used this recipe:

black bean & zucchini chili + chili stuffed peppers Note: recipes came from Real Simple

More scrounging revealed a zucchini and red peppers were in desperate need of attention.  There were black beans and enchilada sauce in the pantry, so the above recipe inspired our scrounge chile stuffed peppers.  No meat was defrosted, so I just ignored it and used the beans, zucchini, onions, and enchilada sauce.  Chili spices were added to the enchilada sauce, a quick simmer, and then stuffed it into the pepper halves.  They were baked according to instructions.  Very tasty.  Remember – what you need is what you got.  It is right in front of you.  Thanks to all who sent well wishes for my recovery – I truly appreciate them and believe they do speed recovery.

Now, here’s another look at MMs in Spartanburg SC.  I’m dreaming of next year’s convention in Bend Oregon!

on display at host hotel

It takes all kinds

Parking garage tune-up

another display bike

Dot Robinson’s pink Harley. Now ridden by her granddaughter

MM history. Previous uniforms.

Spartanburg dealer BBQ

9/11 memorial ride with first responders, MM participants

Condemned? Iron-poor sperm? Drink pig worms, eat oreos and lose your fear of hot water baths with Food Scrounge News

It has been a while since my last post.  On August 25 I was riding my Scrambler (nearly home) and was T-boned by a car.  Broken leg, broken ankle, and broken wrist.  After two surgeries I’m back home.  This has been the first time I’ve been able to post, so Food Scrounge News was in order.  Click on the Food Scrounge News tab to learn more from my news sources.

It is still in one piece

 

 

Grease the wheels for a lard comeback and improved sperm from big bones and Food Scrounge News

Learn the truth about gluten-free gluttony and more by clicking the Food Scrounge News tab.

The other Sturgis

It’s Hot – Let’s Use What We Got

Back in the harness…hot and tired after preparing food for 1700 + young’uns at Oak Grove Elementary.  The heat also means an abundance of produce, perfect for quick meals.  What follows are some links to recipes which take advantage of the fresh veggies and are easy for us tired oldies ready to put our feet up with a cold one.

Eggplant Involtini is from Cooking Light.

Eggplant Involtini

 

Baked Italian Style Cauliflower

The cauliflower recipe also is from Cooking Light.  I did the final cooking in the microwave instead of the oven.  The cauliflower wasn’t as browned as it would be from the oven, but it still had good flavor.

Honey-lemon carrots & spicy sweet potatoes

 

These two recipes come from Women’s Day.  The sweet potatoes can be cooked on the grill and pair well with grilled pork chops and chicken.

 

Mom's new cat, Jack the Ripper

Mom’s new cat, Jack the Ripper

 

 

 

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