Scrounge Cat Requium

There is much to write about food, gardening, and motorcycles.  However, this is a day for remembrance.  Two of our scrounge cats have made the transition. Scrounge Cat 2 (aka Sidney) was part of the family for eight years; Scrounge Cat 4 lived with us for 10 months.

Sidney, the midnight rider

Sidney, the midnight rider

Sidney’s Song (aka Scrounge Cat 2)

He was a vocal cat.  From his first day with us, he would go into extended chorus of “woawwwww….”  I first noticed him at a rental house a block from us when we lived in Louisiana.  Sidney was left behind when the renters moved out. He sponged off neighbors for a while, but when they tired of his “woawwww”, he hit the streets (as they told me later).  Cooling down from a run one evening, he found me.  Softie that I am, he followed me home and into our hearts.  Maybe due to his starvation experience, he never missed a meal.  However, his bulk didn’t prevent him from catching a bird mid-air as he crouched below the bird feeder.  His catch was worthy of an outfielder bagging a potential three base hit at the warning track!

Sidney was a lover not a fighter.  Unlike Scrounge Cat 1, his battle wounds were on his butt.  He used about half his 9 lives.  One day he unintentionally hitched a ride with me to work.  He was under my truck bed (asleep I guess). He made the 1 mile trip in a downpour, stayed there all morning while it continued raining (typical Louisiana deluge).  He nearly made the trip home when he fell/jumped from the leaf springs, got run over by the rear wheel, then hid in the bushes outside our house where I found him.  He was stiff and sore for a few days, but no major damage.

Sidney easily made the transition to our new home 5 years ago.  He liked the deck a little too well though, one day falling 20 feet from the deck railing  to the concrete pad below, severely breaking his left hind leg.  The vet literally wired it back together.

After that last experience Sidney mellowed out.  He loved being outdoors but never strayed past the driveway.  His favorite sleeping spot was a motorcycle seat.  He went out every night but was always at the front door in the morning, ready for breakfast (and mandatory cat treats). One morning three weeks ago he didn’t show up for breakfast.  We haven’t seen him since.  He was eight years old and may have sensed his time had come.  Cats are more perceptive than humans about those things.

The remaining scrounge cats miss him and we do too.  He faithfully slept with me during my rehab/wheelchair days, though we called him my “boat anchor”! We love you Sidney, and till we meet again, may you be “forever young”.

 

 

Kitty confrontation, Scrounge Cat 4 (aka Buddy) in foreground with Scrounge Cat 1

Kitty confrontation, Scrounge Cat 4 (aka Buddy) in foreground with Scrounge Cat 1

 

Ode to Buddy

I can’t believe you’re gone.  I keep listening for your scratchy meow whenever I hear the bell jingle in the cat door.  I miss you so much, please come back if you can.

Buddy was the most unique cat I’ve ever lived with.  From his magnificent physique to the way he interacted with other cats, to his protective nature of us, “his” humans.  Buddy found us one cold February morning.  We thought, oh no, not another one and kept him outside, although he was very interested in the world past the front door.  After a horrific fight late one cold night we found him with a head wound, but otherwise OK.  He took out the neighborhood bully cat that night for which we are forever grateful.

It wasn’t long before he melted my heart.  I loved the way he gently butted his head against me, the way he loved my ruffling the fur on his neck, and his scratchy meow.

The other cats were not quite accepting him, yet I never heard him hiss.  He always seemed to be on guard duty on the concrete pad.  The night of November 1, Buddy went outside as was his habit.  We have not seen him since.  I know that one day we’ll meet again, either in this world or the next.  Still, come back now if you can my friend.  I love you, Buddy.

(note: I wrote Buddy’s remembrance in January 2012)

 

Paula Deen vs Scroungelady: cut the fat

Today’s lesson – how to decrease fat content in recipes and still have something worth eating.  Back in my recipe gunslinger days, I was tasked with 6-8 recipes/day  to make work in a mass quantity setting or not.  It was interesting to see ingredient proportions shift over the 10 year period I was involved with recipe development.  As a general rule you can decrease the fat content of recipes by 25-30% and not miss it.  Some fat is necessary but not as much as you think.  Let’s compare Paula Deen’s 2011 blueberry muffin recipe and a 1971 blueberry muffin recipe.

Paula Deen’s Blueberry Muffins (makes 12)               1971 recipe (either from Joy of Cooking or Betty Crocker, not sure which)

2 cups all-purpose flour                                                                    2 cups all-purpose flour

1/2 cup sugar                                                                                      1/4 cup sugar

2 Tablespoons baking powder                                                        1 Tablespoon baking powder

1/2 cup unsalted butter                                                                     1/4 cup oil

1 egg                                                                                                     1 egg

3/4 cup milk                                                                                       1/2 cup milk

1 1/2 cup blueberries                                                                        1/2 teaspoon salt

1 cup blueberries

Paula’s has no salt, which really isn’t a good thing.  Salt helps control the reaction between the baking powder and the sugar.  The leavening power of the baking powder will be compromised.  Not inedible, but it will have a dense texture.  Anyway, compare nutrients: Paula Deen muffins have 197 calories and 8 grams of total fat, 5 grams saturated fat.  The 1971 muffins have 162 calories, 5 grams total fat, 2 grams saturated fat.

If you want to give it a try, whip out your calculator and multiply the amount of fat in a recipe by .3  Or if you want to be conservative, multiply by .25   For Paula’s recipe above, that’s  8 Tablespoons (1/2 cup) X .3  = 2.4 Tablespoons.  You can round up to 3 tablespoons or make the amount 2 tablespoons + 1 1/2 teaspoons ( approximating one-half tablespoon).  The result is a muffin pretty darn close to the old “slightly sweet” muffin of past days, not the cupcake in disguise we have today.

It sounds more complicated than it is.  You also can do the math in your head and get a workable answer.  I had to be more exacting ‘cuz it was my job.

Let me know if you’ve got questions.  Next post, biker chili cook-off.  Class dismissed.

The Midnight Rider does not like chili

The Midnight Rider does not like chili

One last turkey thing – Scrounge Stock

One last turkey thing – Scrounge Stock.

Hey man I agree. Printers are just throwaway stuff these days. I’ve had the most luck with HP cheapies. One even printed my “official formatted” document to the school on 50% cotton paper on an HP printer. I tried getting Kinko’s to print with the paper but they couldn’t. And cats know this. They can jump on the printer when its printing or jump on you with front feet on the keyboard and dingleberry in your face and help you with your important document. Just do it with a cheap HP printer. And don’t reuse your inkjet cartidges.

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This is something that really grinds my gears, I have never once owned a computer printer that was not a completely useless pile of shit. They can make computers that can outsmart the guy that won Jeopardy, they can make cars that can run almost entirely on batteries, but nobody can make a printer that doesn’t jam?! Seriously!

The printer is nowhere near as complex as say a computer or a Playstation 3, it really only has one main function: to print out a fucking document when you need it. Have you ever noticed that when you really need to print something at the last minute your computer suddenly can’t communicate with the printer? But it works whenever you’re too lazy to write out an address to type into your GPS so you just print out the Google Maps page with the address on it. Great!

How can the computer…

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